Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Get Me to the Perch on Time (1991)

Laurie O'Brien: Piggy

Quotes 

• [after Gonzo and Fozzie volunteer to make the deliveries for Peg the messenger pigeon] 

  Kermit : Gonzo's right. What do you say, Peg?

  Peg : You?

  [looks at the kids and laughs] 

  Kermit : Yeah. We can do it.

  Scooter : I've got a computer.

  Skeeter : I'm real athletic.

  Rowlf : I've got a great sniffer.

  Bean Bunny : I can hop.

  Gonzo : I'm weird.

  Fozzie : I'm dumb.

  Animal : Me strong.

  Piggy : Yeah, we can do it. And I'm cute as a dickens.

  Peg : Well, I suppose.

  [everyone cheers] 

• Peg : [to Piggy and Kermit]  Pickles, Hermie, you got the most important job of all.

  Piggy : [offended]  Pickles?

  Peg : You've got to find these animals on the way to their favorite wintering grounds and head them off.

  Piggy : Pickles.

• Piggy : [to her many dolls and stuffed animals]  See, everybody? On our way to help those animals, we have our very own little airplane with our very own little seats and our very own little tea party.

  [giggles] 

  Kermit : [while flying the plane]  Um, uh, Piggy?

  Piggy : Yes?

  Kermit : Um, I hate to interrupt, but, uh... I CAN'T SEE OUT OF OUR VERY OWN LITTLE WINDOW!