Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Get Me to the Perch on Time (1991)
Dave Coulier: Animal, Bean Bunny
Quotes
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[after Gonzo and Fozzie volunteer to make the deliveries for Peg the messenger pigeon]
Kermit : Gonzo's right. What do you say, Peg?
Peg : You?
[looks at the kids and laughs]
Kermit : Yeah. We can do it.
Scooter : I've got a computer.
Skeeter : I'm real athletic.
Rowlf : I've got a great sniffer.
Bean Bunny : I can hop.
Gonzo : I'm weird.
Fozzie : I'm dumb.
Animal : Me strong.
Piggy : Yeah, we can do it. And I'm cute as a dickens.
Peg : Well, I suppose.
[everyone cheers]
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Skeeter : Skippy to Peg. Come in, Peg.
Peg : Oh, go ahead, Skippy.
Skeeter : [in a hot air balloon] Which direction is this majajooby of ranch-o-dressing?
Bean Bunny : [panting while pedaling a bike to work the balloon] Yeah, which way?
Scooter : [looking on the radar] This must be them.
Peg : Head for the Himalayas, Skippy. That's where all the macaronis live.
Skeeter : Macaroni?
Peg : And hurry up. He needs those onions.
Bean Bunny : Onions?
Skeeter : Hey, are we delivering a key or making a salad?
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Bean Bunny : [appears as the maharaja] Hi.
Skeeter : Wait a second, Bean. How come you get to be the major-domo?
Bean Bunny : 'Cause I got tired of being the bicycle repairman. Now give me the golden key.
Skeeter : [gives Bean the key] Okay. What does it open anyway?
Bean Bunny : The golden door, of course.
[unlocks the door]
Bean Bunny : [sighs] The moment my people have been waiting for for 300 years.
[opens the door and sees Gonzo, Fozzie, and Lou/Dick the penguin]
Lou : Where's Sue?
Skeeter : [to Bean] Your family's been waiting 300 years for a weirdo, a comedian, and a duck?
Gonzo , Fozzie , Lou : Penguin!
Skeeter : Whatever.