Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Beauty and the Schnoz (1988)

Laurie O'Brien: Piggy

Quotes 

• Fozzie : [about his painting]  It's Piggy, Nanny.

  Piggy : Oh, really?

  [Piggy sees a big black spot] 

  Piggy : WHAT? That is supposed to be me?

  Nanny : It's very n-nice, Fozzie, but I'm not sure I can see Piggy in it.

  Fozzie : You can't? She's wearing a pretty pink party dress, and there's birthday presents all around her, and all her friends are there. See?

  Nanny : They are? Then why is it so black?

  Fozzie : Oh. That's because it's a surprise party and we haven't turned on the lights and yelled, "Surprise," yet.

• Gonzo : [after telling his version of The Ugly Duckling]  Wow! What a story! What a finish!

  Piggy : What a nitwit.

• Gonzo : Hey, I didn't get a chance to show Nanny my picture.

  Skeeter : Let me see.

  Fozzie : What is it?

  Piggy : That's weird, Gonzo.

  Animal : Me see!

  Rowlf : Wow. What is it?

  Gonzo : Not what, who. I decided to do all of us. Hee hee. The one in the back is me.

  Kermit : Gee, Gonzo, it's real... real, um, um, um, um, different.

  Piggy : Awful!

  Skeeter : It's not awful, Piggy. You just have to look at it a little closer.

  Rowlf : [gets closer to Gonzo's painting]  You mean a lot closer.

• [Kermit tells the story of Beauty and the Beast with himself as the woodsman, Skeeter as the wife, and Piggy, Rowlf, and Scooter as his three daughters] 

  Skeeter : How was your journey, dear husband?

  Kermit : Um, not so good. I got lost and was rescued by this beast.

  Skeeter : Beast?

  Kermit : Yeah. And in return for his kindness, he made me promise to send him my most beautiful daughter to keep him company.

  Piggy : [after looking at Rowlf and Scooter]  This doesn't look too good for me, does it?