- Newscaster: "Mad Dog Marvin" who gained fame breaking into houses at night wearing a ski-mask has escaped.
- [the babies gasp]
- Newscaster: In other news, authorities have cautioned local residents to protect themselves...
- Kermit: Did you hear that, Fozzie? We're supposed to protect ourselves.
- Rowlf: From a skiing dog burglar.
- Newscaster: As the storm is due in this evening with gale force winds and heavy rain, double check to make sure all your windows and doors are locked so nothing can get in.
- Nanny: Oh my, did you hear that, kids? I better check all those windows and doors before it gets too late.
- Kermit: Can we go with you, Nanny?
- Rowlf: Yeah, we kind of don't want to be down here without you.
- Nanny: What? Okay, come on, let's start in the basement.
- Animal: Good idea!
- Rowlf: That's where all burglars try to get in, the basement!
- Kermit: Oh great!
- Fozzie: Kermit? Piggy? Gonzo? Where are you guys?
- Newscaster: Authorities fear they are missing.
- Fozzie: I'll say! We're all alone, Teddy!
- Newscaster: And remember, be sure to double check all those windows and doors.
- Fozzie: Oh no, we've gotta protect Nanny's house from that ski-mask dog burglar.
- Newscaster: And don't forget the attic.
- Fozzie: Right, the attic!
- Fozzie: Hello? Mr. Ski-Mask Burglar guy, is that you? Do you see anyone, Teddy?
- [shakes Teddy's head]
- Fozzie: Boy, that's a relief, huh?
- [sees their reflections in a mirror]
- Fozzie: WHOA! Did you see that, Teddy? The ski dog mask burglar guy looks just like me, and he's got a Teddy just like you and, huh?
- Fozzie: Hello? Mr. Burglar Hamster? That's funny, I thought I heard someone. Let's set a trap in the kitchen next, Teddy, bugling hamburgers always go in there.
- Fozzie: I'll just set this last pan here, and there. The lube-job bungler comes through the door, steps on this, the flour shoots out, he falls over there, the rope snaps up and presto, ha ha! The lollypop pickler ends up in the ketchup bucket, right, Teddy?