Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Bearly Alone Babies (1991)

Frank Welker: Kermit, Skeeter

Quotes 

• Newscaster : "Mad Dog Marvin" who gained fame breaking into houses at night wearing a ski-mask has escaped.

  [the babies gasp] 

  Newscaster : In other news, authorities have cautioned local residents to protect themselves...

  Kermit : Did you hear that, Fozzie? We're supposed to protect ourselves.

  Rowlf : From a skiing dog burglar.

• Newscaster : As the storm is due in this evening with gale force winds and heavy rain, double check to make sure all your windows and doors are locked so nothing can get in.

  Nanny : Oh my, did you hear that, kids? I better check all those windows and doors before it gets too late.

  Kermit : Can we go with you, Nanny?

  Rowlf : Yeah, we kind of don't want to be down here without you.

  Nanny : What? Okay, come on, let's start in the basement.

  Animal : Good idea!

  Rowlf : That's where all burglars try to get in, the basement!

  Kermit : Oh great!

• Gonzo : [hiding in the closet, only their eyes visible]  Uh... I hate to mention this but uh, how many of us came in here?

  Scooter : [among the jumble]  Let's see, there's you...

  Piggy , Scooter , Skeeter : Four?

  Gonzo : Right, so uh, who's he?

  [nods up to a 5th set of eyes] 

• Skeeter : Boy, Nanny needs to get a new decorator.

  Scooter : Yeah, or move to a new neighborhood.