Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Treasure Attic (1986)

Katie Leigh: Rowlf, Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette

Quotes 

• Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette : Oh well, What have we here? Tresure stealing mutineers, eh?

  Miss Piggy : Girl Pirates?

  Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette : We're not Pirates, we're "Pirettes". Captain Crochette Hook.

  Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette : Captain Blackwig.

  Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette : And Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirettes.

  [the Pirettes cackle] 

• Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette : Oh, I just can't wait!

  Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette : Yeah, we're going to be stars!

  Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette : Oh, Broadway, here we come!

• Miss Piggy : Excus'e Moi, well, Have you uhh... "Pirettes" ever thought about getting into show business?

  Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette , Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette , Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette : Show Business?

  Miss Piggy : Um, sure! You'd make a wonderful song and dance act.

  Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette : Really?

  Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette , Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette , Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette : Us?

  Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette : Singers?

  Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette : And dancers?

  [Pirettes giggle sheepishly] 

• Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette : Oh, this is exciting!

  Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette : Oh, we'll be famous!

  Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette : We'll pack our trunks and be right back! Show business, here we come!

  [Pirettes leave to their quarters excitedly to start packing] 

• Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette : Okay, we're all packed!

  [Pirettes gasp in shock when they realized they were tricked by the Muppet Babies] 

  Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette : Look, the Treasure's gone!

  Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette : The little rats must've taken it!

  Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette : Let's Get Them!