Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Eight Take-Away One Equals Panic (1984)

Barbara Billingsley: Nanny

Quotes 

• Gonzo : I don't think I'll be so lucky if Nanny decides to throw me away.

  [Gonzo imagines Nanny throwing him out in the garbage] 

  Nanny : AND STAY OUT!

  Gonzo : Don't I even get a goodbye kiss?

  [gets his chicken thrown to him] 

  Gonzo : Oh, well. A goodbye chicken is better than a goodbye kiss any day.

• Nanny : [on the phone]  Hello? Oh, hi, Mr. Jenkins. Yes. They're in the nursery.

  Scooter : Nanny's talking about us.

  Skeeter : Ssh!

  Nanny : No, I haven't decided yet, but you might as well come over now because I really must get rid of one of them.

  All : WHAT?

  Fozzie : Oh, no! Nanny's going to get rid of one of us!

  Kermit : Gee, I can't understand it. Why would she want to do that?

  Piggy : Maybe we cost her too much money.

  Rowlf : Or maybe we're too much trouble.

  Animal : Trouble!

  [Animal rips a pillow in half and cackles] 

  Piggy : No, that couldn't be the reason.

  Fozzie : I know. Maybe there's one too many of us for Nanny to start a bowling team.

  All : WHAT?

  Fozzie : Never mind.