Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Kermit Goes to Washington (1986)
Frank Welker: Kermit, Skeeter
Quotes
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[Gonzo imagines himself as ruler of the nursery and there are no rules]
Fozzie : Gosh, if there are no rules at all, then I can make up the rules of a good joke. Hmm. Aha, I know. Why did the potato go to Paris? Give up? To be a French fry. Wokka wokka wokka. Ha ha ha ha.
[a crowd boos and throws French fries at Fozzie]
Fozzie : French fries? What happened to tomatoes?
[a tomato is thrown at Fozzie]
Fozzie : Yeah. French fries are better with ketchup.
Kermit : Gee, Fozzie, I guess rules or no rules, a bad joke is a bad joke.
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[the kids had finished placing their votes for the president of the nursery]
Skeeter : I'll count the votes. One for Piggy. Two for Piggy.
Piggy : Oh, goody. I just know I'm gonna win.
Skeeter : One for Kermit. Two for Kermit. Three for Kermit.
Piggy : What? Hmph!
Skeeter : It's two votes for Piggy and six for Kermit. Kermit won!
[everyone cheers]
Kermit : Um, I-I voted for you, Piggy.
Scooter : I wonder who the other person was.
Piggy : Uh... Congratulations, Kermie! I am going to be your first lady, aren't I?
Kermit : Oh, uh, uh, uh, sure, Piggy.
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Reporter : Mr. President, how does it feel to be the first frog in the White House?
Kermit : Uh, well, it feels, uh, green. I mean keen. I-It feels real keen.