- [about Archie and Hope, who know about their engagement]
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: We need to shut them down, before they tell everybody.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: How do we do that?
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Beat them with a bag of oranges? 'Cause I hear it doesn't leave any marks.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: Or we could try talking to them.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Fine.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Unzip your flight suit.
- Wright: Usually I get dinner first.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Quiet! Or I'll give you a rectal just for the hell of it.
- Dr. Ray Barnett: Jeez, could you find a bigger card?
- Nurse Chuny Marquez: Despite what you've been told, Ray, size does matter.
- [Two extremely over-tanned college girls were rude to Abby and Sam]
- Nurse Samantha Taggart: I cannot believe we just got dissed by those walking raisins.
- Dr. Luka Kovac: I hope it rains every day on spring break.