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- Dr. Jak: It's time to - WAAAAAKE UP, METROPIA! The doctor is in. Behind me: Westside Arcade. Riot aftermath. Smoking ruins. Did The Phantom do it? Has the purple pest returned from the dead to threaten Metropia again? *I'll* be the judge of that; you, stay tuned.
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