- [a despondent Ed is staring at his coffee; Cassady enters]
- Detective Ed Green: Hey. You want a hot cup of black disappointment?
- Det. Ed Green: [talking about Judith Barlow] No wonder why they call her the most hated bitch in America.
- Detective Nina Cassady: You mean woman, right?
- Det. Ed Green: No, I mean bitch.
- Detective Nina Cassady: [teasing Ed after Judith Barlow gives him her cell phone number] Someone's a little sweet on Eddie.
- Detective Ed Green: [in disgust] I'd rather get a root canal.
- Judge Martha Archer: A sawbuck says... there's no need to ask for a plea.
- Malcolm Yates: Not Guilty.
- Judge Martha Archer: Ah! I should get on a bus to Atlantic City.
- Bernie Adler, Defense Attorney: Your Honor...
- Judge Martha Archer: Oh, lighten up, Counselor.
- A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa: People request bail in the amount of one million dollars.
- Bernie Adler, Defense Attorney: Mr. Yates is a student who can barely afford his rent.
- Judge Martha Archer: Let's cut that in half.
- A.D.A. Connie Rubirosa: It's fine by me, Your Honor.
- Judge Martha Archer: So what do you say, Mr. Adler? Deal... or no deal?
- [chuckles]
- Judge Martha Archer: I'm sorry, I just can't resist.
- Bernie Adler, Defense Attorney: Do I have a choice?
- Judge Martha Archer: Not really.
- Judith Barlow: Come on, Arthur, people love me.
- Arthur Branch: I'm sure a few people love spiders too.
- Judith Barlow: They eat flies, don't they?
- Arthur Branch: And we know what flies eat.
- Malcolm Yates: My life is more valuable than cells floating in a petri dish!
- E.A.D.A. Jack McCoy: So was your friend, Jason's, and like it or not, so is Miss Barlow's.