Family Guy (TV Series)

Movin' Out (Brian's Song) (2007)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Captain Seamus, Stephen Gyllenhaal, Benjamin Franklin

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Oh, hi, Brian. I thought you were spending the day with Jillian.

  Brian : I was, but Peter took her off my hands. Perfect timing; I've been feeling a little smothered lately. Plus, it's given me a chance to work on my novel. And I finally have a title.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, what is it?

  Brian : Faster Than the Speed of Love.

  Lois Griffin : [chuckles]  That is... that is the worst title I've ever heard.

  Brian : No, i-it's the story of a boy who has to rescue his father, who's a pilot that's been taken captive by a militant Islamic country.

  Lois Griffin : [laughs]  That's the movie Iron Eagle!

  Brian : What? Is that-is that a recent film?

  Lois Griffin : [still laughing]  They made three sequels!

  Brian : Yeah, well, i-in mine the boy's gotta gather all these old World War II pilots to help him rescue his father.

  Lois Griffin : [laughing harder]  That's one of the sequels!

  [she takes her laundry and leaves the room laughing] 

  Brian : Well-well, in mine, one of the World War II guys is Japanese, but they accept him anyway!

  Lois Griffin : [off camera; laughing hysterically]  I'm gonna pee my pants!

• [Brian and Jillian have broken up and Brian moved back in with the Griffins] 

  Lois Griffin : Hey, and look on the bright side. Maybe you've got another chapter for your

  [starts laughing] 

  Lois Griffin : book!

  [everyone laughs] 

  Brian Griffin : Oh yeah, pile it on! Pile it on!

  Chris Griffin : Welcome home, asshole!

• Stewie Griffin : That's right, I'm paying Mr.Lickety-Self's half of the rent.

  Jillian : Is that true?

  Brian Griffin : All right, yes, fine, it's true.

  Jillian : Why didn't you say anything?

  Brian Griffin : Because you wanted me to move in so badly, and God knows I didn't want to...

  Jillian : Wait, you didn't wanna move in with me?

  Brian Griffin : Well... honestly, no.

  Jillian : Oh, my God! I've never felt so stupid!

  Brian Griffin : Really?

  [and Stewie Griffin at the same time] 

  Jillian : Well, I don't wanna be your guilty burden, Brian. We're through!

  [Jillian grabs her clothes and leaves] 

  Brian Griffin : Jillian, wait!

  [Door slams] 

  Brian Griffin : Damn it!

  Stewie Griffin : I'm sorry, Brian. You'll feel better in the morning.

  [Stewie covers himself, then Brian turns the light out to go to sleep] 

  Stewie Griffin : Hey, you know what you should do? You should have sex with somebody else just to get back at her for walking out on you. Ju-just have sex with somebody. Anybody. Just don't-don't even think about it. The next person you see, the very next person you see.

  [the light turns back on; Stewie is staring Brian dead in the face with a smirk on his face. Brian then punches him out of bed]