Family Guy (TV Series)

Movin' Out (Brian's Song) (2007)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Marge Simpson, Lifetime Announcer, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Joanna

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Oh, hi, Brian. I thought you were spending the day with Jillian.

  Brian : I was, but Peter took her off my hands. Perfect timing; I've been feeling a little smothered lately. Plus, it's given me a chance to work on my novel. And I finally have a title.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, what is it?

  Brian : Faster Than the Speed of Love.

  Lois Griffin : [chuckles]  That is... that is the worst title I've ever heard.

  Brian : No, i-it's the story of a boy who has to rescue his father, who's a pilot that's been taken captive by a militant Islamic country.

  Lois Griffin : [laughs]  That's the movie Iron Eagle!

  Brian : What? Is that-is that a recent film?

  Lois Griffin : [still laughing]  They made three sequels!

  Brian : Yeah, well, i-in mine the boy's gotta gather all these old World War II pilots to help him rescue his father.

  Lois Griffin : [laughing harder]  That's one of the sequels!

  [she takes her laundry and leaves the room laughing] 

  Brian : Well-well, in mine, one of the World War II guys is Japanese, but they accept him anyway!

  Lois Griffin : [off camera; laughing hysterically]  I'm gonna pee my pants!

• [Brian and Jillian have broken up and Brian moved back in with the Griffins] 

  Lois Griffin : Hey, and look on the bright side. Maybe you've got another chapter for your

  [starts laughing] 

  Lois Griffin : book!

  [everyone laughs] 

  Brian Griffin : Oh yeah, pile it on! Pile it on!

  Chris Griffin : Welcome home, asshole!