The Wuzzles (TV Series)

Class Dismissed (1985)

Alan Oppenheimer: Rhinokey, Crock

Quotes 

• Crock : Give generously for the chimp, sir. Personally I think nothing of money.

  Flizard : Good, that's exactly what I intend to give.

• Crock : I haven't seen anything so empty since I looked in my refrigerator.

• Rhinokey : Like the new exploding doorbell?

• Crock : Brat, I beg you to get yourself some help, not help yourself.

• Crock : He's the biggest social misfit since Attila the Hungry.

• Crock : It's amazin' my head can be so full of ideas when my stomach's so empty.

• Rhinokey : Look, Bookbreath, just show us the shelf and cut the lip.

• Rhinokey : [after slapping hips with Hoppo he slams into the wall]  Well, the book's right; I left a lasting impression.

• Crock : Why should I give you somethin' to eat when all you give me is grief?

  [Brat snarls in rage] 

  Crock : God reason, good reason.

• Crock : Where are the responses to my ad in Sidekick Quarterly?

  Flizard : Looks like I'm the only one on your side t-to kick around, huh?

• Crock : I always invite her to *my* parties.

  Flizard : Yeah, but, Crock? You never had a party.

  Crock : Don't bore me with details.

• Crock : You're pushin' your luck, lizard-lips.

• Mrs. Pedigree : That's a priceless Steinwuz!

  Crock : Now it's a worthless Steinwuz.

• Crock : I gotta pound some sense into brat. Now all I need are the pounds.

• Mrs. Pedigree : You're not leaving until this place is cleaned up.

  Crock : Me?

  Mrs. Pedigree : [of his disguise he used during his sabotage]  You're the butler.

• Crock : If you come home, you can have your own room.

  [Brat growls something] 

  Crock : Yes, it'll have a roof.

  [something else] 

  Crock : Be nice to ya; I'm always nice to ya!

  [more growlling] 

  Crock : Look, I'm giving ya two outta three, so will you come back?

• Crock : [disguised]  Excuse me, Madame, care to cut the rug?

  Hoppopotamus : We can lay carda later; let's dance.