Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Is on the Air (2007)

Carl J. Johnson: Neighbor

Quotes 

• Adrian Monk : What station is he on?

  Natalie Teeger : 99.9.

  Adrian Monk : Oh, so close.

  Natalie Teeger : I just don't see how he could have done it. So when Jeanette died, Max was on the air doing a live show. The night before, he's at a party in Los Angeles. He hasn't been home in two days.

  Adrian Monk : I promised her sister I'd look into it. She was using all my Kleenex.

  [They notice Linda Riggs at the front door] 

  Linda Riggs : I don't think he's home.

  Adrian Monk : Did you tell him I was coming?

  [Notices a welcome mat that says "GO AWAY" on it] 

  Natalie Teeger : No, Mr. Monk, that's not for you. That's a joke.

  Adrian Monk : How is that a joke?

  Natalie Teeger : Well, I guess it's funny because it says the opposite of what a welcome mat would normally say.

  ["WELCOME"] 

  Adrian Monk : So it's an opposite joke?

  Natalie Teeger : Yeah.

  Neighbor : [notices them]  He's not home! I live right over there. I saw him leave two hours ago.

  Natalie Teeger : That's a nice dog.

  Adrian Monk : That's a nice cat.

  [force laughs] 

• Natalie Teeger : I don't like that guy either. He's such a bully. Have you ever heard his show?

  Adrian Monk : What station is he on?

  Natalie Teeger : 99.9.

  Adrian Monk : Ah, so close.

  Natalie Teeger : I just don't see how he could have done it. Have you seen this? So when Jeanette died, Max was on the air doing a live show, and the night before he was at a party in Los Angeles. He hasn't been home in two days.

  Adrian Monk : I promised her sister I'd look into it. I had to; she was using up all my Kleenex.

  [They meet Linda Riggs at the front door] 

  Linda Riggs : I don't think he's home.

  Adrian Monk : Did you tell him I was coming?

  [He's looking at the welcome mat, which reads "GO AWAY"] 

  Natalie Teeger : No, Mr. Monk. That's not for you. It's a joke.

  Adrian Monk : Really? How's that funny?

  Natalie Teeger : Well, I think it's funny because it's the opposite of what a welcome mat would normally say.

  Adrian Monk : S-so it's an opposite joke?

  Natalie Teeger : Yeah.

  [a neighbor, walking his dog past the driveway, notices them] 

  Neighbor : He's not home! I live right over there. I saw him leave about two hours ago.

  Natalie Teeger : That's a nice dog.

  Neighbor : Thank you.

  Adrian Monk : That's a nice cat.

  [force laughs unconvincingly]