Nicholas Saunders: Captain Barker

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• Captain Barker : It's been nerve-wracking, Doctor. Bilko's incessant demands, his constant conniving - I don't think he ever sleeps! I've been getting round-the-clock aggravation!

  Captain Masters, MD : Captain Barker, just take one of these tranquilizers every three hours.

  Captain Barker : Do you think they'll help, Doctor?

  Captain Masters, MD : I think so. Of course, they'd help a great deal more, if you could get Bilko to take them.