- Hal Tucker: I like your style, you know. You play by your own rules.
- Adrian Monk: That's one way of looking at it I guess...
- Adrian Monk: Listen, can we invite Hal? I mean if he makes bail.
- Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk he tried to kill you!
- Adrian Monk: No friendship is perfect.
- Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk he murdered two people!
- Adrian Monk: Alright, I'll sit between you. You don't even have to talk to him.
- Hal Tucker: [referring to their excellent view spot at the hockey-game] How about these seats huh?
- Adrian Monk: Oh they're excellent. They're really bolted in!
- Lt. Randall Disher: Ooh, I'll take Pearl Jam. Good seats?
- Adrian Monk: No, sorry, they're right next to the stage.
- Adrian Monk: So... you never... really liked me?
- Hal Tucker: Are you kidding? Spending a day with you is like pulling teeth. I'm surprised your own shadow keeps you company.
- Adrian Monk: [leaving the supermarket with his groceries in paper bags] Wait. Wait. I *will* take plastic.
- shopmanager [not visible]: It's too late!
- Natalie Teeger: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
- Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
- Natalie Teeger: You don't pay me that much.