The Real Ghostbusters (TV Series)

The Halloween Door (1989)

Michael Rye: Dr. Crowley

Quotes 

• Dr. Crowley : Tell me it's ready, Fairweather. Give me my electronic, positronic Anti-Halloween Machine!

• Dr. Crowley : I am the chairman of Citizens United Against Halloween and Lots of Other Stuff We Don't Like.

  Louis Tully : Well, not to pry, I, I mean, I'm just an accountant, and eh, and by the way, you probably paid too much for that suit, but eh, w-w-what's all this other stuff you're against?

  Dr. Crowley : All comics, most television, toys, many books, but mostly: Halloween. It's fantasy, not good for kids at all. It serves no purpose!

  Egon Spengler : Wrong.

  [picks up a book and opens it] 

  Egon Spengler : Magic, mystery, they're important. Halloween is part of a tradition that goes back centuries, according to legend...

  Dr. Crowley : [shuts Egon's book and grabs it]  Forgot to mention: we're against legends, too. Also books about legends. They're not healthy!

• Dr. Crowley : Quiet as a test tube, eh Fairweather?

• Dr. Crowley : [grabbing a PKE meter from Fairweather]  You stole this, didn't you?

  Fairweather : Yes, Dr. Crowley.

  Dr. Crowley : Stealing isn't good. But we need it. So much for that moral dilemma.

  Fairweather : Yes, Dr. Crowley.