The Simpsons (TV Series)

Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot! (2007)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Santa's Little Helper, Barney Gumble, Groundskeeper Willie

Quotes 

• Homer : How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?

• Groundskeeper Willie : That'll do snake... That'll do.

• Bart : Our dog would make an awesome police dog. Can he, dad? Please, can he?

  Homer : No, and never bring it up again.

  [pause] 

  Bart : Can he?

  Homer : Oh, why not?

• Marge Simpson : [Homer is being strangled by Bart's pet snake]  Homer! Can you breathe!

  Homer : Well... I can breathe... OUT okay!

• Homer : I'm lost, and I'm hungry!

  Marge Simpson : Eat some corn!

  Homer : I don't have any holders!

• Homer : He's tasted human flesh. He'll be a slave to his succulence now. Look at him eyeing me. He knows I taste best.

• Homer : Relax Marge, I'm just messing with you. I know I'm not a dog, I'm a people, like you.