The Simpsons (TV Series)

Springfield Up (2007)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Mayor Quimby, Santa's Little Helper, Grampa Simpson, Blind Man, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Krusty the Clown

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : All those years I was dreaming of other things, I was actually doing what I really wanted: hanging out with my family, drinking with my friends, making friends with my family and hanging with my drinking.

• Declan Desmond : Are you and Marge planning on having children?

  Homer Simpson : No way! You won't find a couple of rugrats tying me down.

  [Cut to Homer and Marge with young Bart and Lisa] 

  Homer Simpson : I hope you don't use this shot after the one where I say I won't have kids, because that would be a devastating edit.

• Homer Simpson : I will! I will be rich! I'll own a football team and a basketball team and I'll make them play baseball!

• Declan Desmond : I can't believe it! Homer Simpson a bloody millionaire?

  Homer Simpson : Why are you so shocked? This is our fifth take.

• Carl Carlson : [at a wishing well]  I wish for world peace.

  Barney Gumble : I wish for world war.

  Carl Carlson : Hey, that is cooler.

• Mr. Burns : What are you people doing in my summer home?

  Homer Simpson : This is Eduardo, our pool boy. He thinks he's an angry rich man.

  Mr. Burns : I am an angry rich man!

  Homer Simpson : That's the pool chemicals talking.

• Homer Simpson : [to Mr. Burns]  Please pretend you work for me. You can have the boy. Just don't beat him.

  [Whispering] 

  Homer Simpson : You can beat him. Just don't leave marks.

• Krusty the Clown : Homer gave me a kidney. It wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due - but still, a lovely gesture.

• Homer Simpson : It's been another 8 years, and what do I have? Same job, same house, same dirty joke book...

  [looks at it and laughs a bit] 

  Homer Simpson : I just thought for once I could be the cool guy in your movie, but all I am is the guy who makes everyone else look good.

• Snake : Give me my car, fatty!

  Homer Simpson : What? This is my car! And I'm not fat, it's glandular!

  Snake : Right.

  [they start fighting over the steering wheel] 

• Marge Simpson : The biggest change for me over the last 8 years... that's gotta be Homer.

  Homer Simpson : Marge, baby, I got a picture of you tattooed on my chest!

  [he opens his shirt to reveal a skull with Marge's hairdo] 

  Homer Simpson : They had a sale on skulls.