The Simpsons (TV Series)

Springfield Up (2007)

Eric Idle: Declan Desmond

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Quotes 

• Declan Desmond : Are you and Marge planning on having children?

  Homer Simpson : No way! You won't find a couple of rugrats tying me down.

  [Cut to Homer and Marge with young Bart and Lisa] 

  Homer Simpson : I hope you don't use this shot after the one where I say I won't have kids, because that would be a devastating edit.

• Declan Desmond : I can't believe it! Homer Simpson a bloody millionaire?

  Homer Simpson : Why are you so shocked? This is our fifth take.

• Marge Simpson : I'm so proud of my Homer I feel my chest will burst. Can you edit that? I don't want to say "chest" in a movie.

  Declan Desmond : You said it, and it stays.

• Lenny : My daddy said I could have any birthday party I want. My cake will be a picture of a dinosaur, and all the guests will say, "Why, Lenny, that's a fine cake!" Then, "Yes", I'll say.

  Declan Desmond : [narrates]  I decided not to waste any more film on him after that...

• Lenny : I'm ready for my segment!

  Declan Desmond : Lenny, always exciting to hear from you! Did you ever try that new shampoo?

  Lenny : Nope never did. Do you want to see me pay my cable bill? I have checks with butterflies on them. I am interesting.

  Declan Desmond : No you're not.