- Marge Simpson: It's gone! The photo album was a record of my accomplishments. It was like a resume to a man.
- Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry, Mom. You have to let these things go. It's not like we could restage the photos all over again.
- Marge Simpson: Restage the family album!
- Bart Simpson: Lisa, you fool! You've doomed us all!
- [Marge puts a baby bonnet on Bart and shoots a picture]
- Bart Simpson: Noooo!
- [Krusty puts random stuff on a blender and drinks it, then spits it out]
- Krusty the Klown: You call this a drink?
- Bartender: I never called it a drink.
- Tabloid Editor: I can make you a moderately wealthy man.
- Homer Simpson: Moderately wealthy, eh?
- [imagines himself rolling in a few dollar bills]
- Homer Simpson: Whee! I'm almost rich. I can rent anything I want.
- Homer Simpson: This is that fancy supermarket where all the celebrities shop. You're going to help me ambush them. Look at this spread. Imported beer? Seedless grapes? Chewing gum? Look, the clown on this cereal box is just a person.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Time to squash that shutterbug.
- Maria Quimby: You promised me you wouldn't swear revenge on our wedding day.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Promise revoked.
- Rainer Wolfcastle: With Homer Simpson out of the way, we celebrities can go back to our lives of sybaritic excess.
- Waitress: Stem cell fajita?
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Leave the tray.