The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homerazzi (2007)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Mayor Quimby, Rich Texan, Sideshow Mel

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Now to make a young woman's wedding day all about me.

• [Krusty puts random stuff on a blender and drinks it, then spits it out] 

  Krusty the Klown : You call this a drink?

  Bartender : I never called it a drink.

• Tabloid Editor : I can make you a moderately wealthy man.

  Homer Simpson : Moderately wealthy, eh?

  [imagines himself rolling in a few dollar bills] 

  Homer Simpson : Whee! I'm almost rich. I can rent anything I want.

• Homer Simpson : How do you like your comeuppance? 8X10, or wallet size?

• Homer Simpson : This is that fancy supermarket where all the celebrities shop. You're going to help me ambush them. Look at this spread. Imported beer? Seedless grapes? Chewing gum? Look, the clown on this cereal box is just a person.