The Sarah Silverman Program. (TV Series)
Muffin' Man (2007)
Tig Notaro: Tig
Quotes
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Sarah Silverman : Ooh, ooh, Tig! Do you know how many, uh, lesbians it takes to screw in a light bulb?
Tig : Uh-uh, no.
[exits]
Sarah Silverman : Oh.
Brian : She should know that.
Sarah Silverman : Yeah.
Laura Silverman : I think it's three.
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Sarah Silverman : So Tig, tell us about yourself. Pour us a piping hot cup of Tig!
Tig : Well, I'm a lesbian...
Officer Jay McPherson : Which is fine! Ya know, cause nobody cares.
Sarah Silverman : What *is* a lesbian? Ya know, what is anything? What's a unicorn? It's a horse with a horn on it's head that's magic... Ya know, a lesbian is just a woman with a horn on her head... that's magic...