Stuttering John: How many years were you married before you cheated on your wife?
Billy Crystal: [pause] So you can take this to Howard, right? And you can shove this right up Howard's stupid fucking ass, OK?
Stuttering John: Why? You don't like Howard anymore?
Billy Crystal: No. 'Cause Howard dumps on me all the time and it's just not fun when you're at a thing like this. And now you'll do this on the show and you'll all laugh and have good time but it's not fun.