Muppet Babies (TV Series)

This Old Nursery (1989)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• [while pretending to be cavemen, Gonzo tries to tell the other kids what he saw] 

  Gonzo : Clucka googa! Clucka googa!

  Piggy : Clucka googa?

  Kermit : Ooga eega?

  [Gonzo shakes his head and points outside] 

  Scooter : Gaga googa?

  [Gonzo shakes his head and makes a face] 

  Piggy : This is ridiculous. Now we're gonna play caveman charades.

  Skeeter : Guacamole?

  All : What?

  [Skeeter shrugs] 

• [Scooter plays Benjamin Franklin while Piggy plays Betsy Ross] 

  Piggy : Scooter? Scootermin Franklin? What are you doing?

  Scooter : Um, inventing electricity.

  Piggy : Electricity? Huh. Why don't you invent something important like French vanilla pistachio ice cream with whipped cream and nuts on top... or a yo-yo?

• Piggy : [after hearing a knock on the door]  Ooh, who can that be?

  Scooter : Oh, my friends are here.

  Piggy : What for?

  Scooter : We're signing the Declaration of Independence today.

  Piggy : We are?

  Scooter : Uh-huh.

  [opens the door] 

  Scooter : Hi, Kermit Washington.

  Kermit : Hi, Scootermin. Whew! Boy, am I bushed. Mind if I take a nap?

  Scooter : Sure. Go ahead.

  Piggy : Oh, goody. Now we can say Kermit Washington slept here.

  Kermit : Sheesh.

  [Kermit walks in and Fozzie enters dressed as Abraham Lincoln] 

  Piggy : Who are you?

  Fozzie : Abearham Lincoln. Say, nice place you got here, Scootermin. Sure beats my old log cabin.

  [Rowlf enters dressed as Elvis Presley] 

  Scooter : Hi, Elvis Rowlf.

  Piggy : Elvis?

  Rowlf : Hey, Scootermin. Say, how long before you invent electricity so I can plug in my guitar?

• Piggy : Wait a minute, Scootermin. Abe Lincoln and Elvis didn't sign the Declaration of Independence.

  Scooter , Fozzie , Rowlf : They didn't?

  Piggy : No!

  Scooter : Well, these are the only famous Americans we could think of, right, guys?

  Fozzie , Rowlf : Right.

• [the kids are in the attic] 

  Rowlf : Hey, look at these tools. They must be ancient.

  Fozzie : Yeah, and old.

• [the kids prepare to take a picture and put it in the time capsule] 

  Nanny : Okay, kids, stand together and hold up your stuff.

  Scooter : [to Skeeter]  I wanna be next to you, sis.

  Piggy : I want to be next to you, Kermie.

  Kermit : Come on, Fozzie, Rowlf.

  Gonzo : Uh... can I be next to you, Piggy?

  Piggy : Well... okay.

  Kermit : Hey, where's Animal?

  [everyone looks around and Animal suddenly pops out of a box] 

  Animal : Me here!

  Nanny : That's better. Now, ready? Say "Cheese."

  Kids : Cheese!

  Fozzie : Cheddar!

  Kids : Fozzie!

  Fozzie : Limburger?

  [everyone laughs and Nanny takes their picture]