Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Leper (2006)
Emmy Clarke: Julie Teeger
Quotes
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Adrian Monk : [seeing Julie making fries as a snack] Oh no. No no no no no. I promised your mother. No junk food.
[takes the plate of fries away from Julie]
Julie Teeger : You promised?
Adrian Monk : Yeah. I *am* the babysitter.
[throws Julie an apple]
Julie Teeger : Uhm. I don't think so! My mom said I was babysitting *you*.
Adrian Monk : [laughs in disbelief] O-oh-kay
Julie Teeger : Are you getting paid?
Adrian Monk : Yeah.
Julie Teeger : How much?
Adrian Monk : You know, that is between your mother and me...
[makes move to throw the fries away]
Adrian Monk : ... why, how much are you getting?
Julie Teeger : [smiles] Eight dollars an hour
Adrian Monk : an *hour* ?
[silent for a moment]
Adrian Monk : I guess you're the sitter.
[hands the plate to Julie]
Adrian Monk : Enjoy your fries.
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Adrian Monk : Julie, I was duped. It was *all* a con.
Julie Teeger : A leper-con.
[laughs]
Adrian Monk : What?
Julie Teeger : Was he magically delicious?