Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Leper (2006)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Adrian Monk : [seeing Julie making fries as a snack] Oh no. No no no no no. I promised your mother. No junk food.
[takes the plate of fries away from Julie]
Julie Teeger : You promised?
Adrian Monk : Yeah. I *am* the babysitter.
[throws Julie an apple]
Julie Teeger : Uhm. I don't think so! My mom said I was babysitting *you*.
Adrian Monk : [laughs in disbelief] O-oh-kay
Julie Teeger : Are you getting paid?
Adrian Monk : Yeah.
Julie Teeger : How much?
Adrian Monk : You know, that is between your mother and me...
[makes move to throw the fries away]
Adrian Monk : ... why, how much are you getting?
Julie Teeger : [smiles] Eight dollars an hour
Adrian Monk : an *hour* ?
[silent for a moment]
Adrian Monk : I guess you're the sitter.
[hands the plate to Julie]
Adrian Monk : Enjoy your fries.
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Adrian Monk : [forcefully scrubbing his hands] Any more soap?
Natalie Teeger : That's it.
Adrian Monk : No, I mean is there any more soap in San Francisco?
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Adrian Monk : [Adrian and Natalie are breaking into a mansion. They have put up a ladder against the wall. Adrian is urging Nathalie to climb up] Hurry! What are you waiting for? Go!
Natalie Teeger : [climbs the ladder and lands on the other side of the wall] Okay. You're next!
Adrian Monk : [feeling the ladder] No, no, it's... eh... it's wobbly. Somebody has to hold it.
Natalie Teeger : Mr. Monk I can't come back. I'm already over!
Adrian Monk : Well, it's too wobbly! Look! It's all wobbly! I can't climb this! Why is it so wobbly?
[Natalie who is suddenly next to Monk taps him on the arm]
Adrian Monk : How did you do that?
Natalie Teeger : I opened the gate.
Adrian Monk : Good thinking. Ok, hold the ladder.
Natalie Teeger : No Mr. Monk the gate is open!
Adrian Monk : Natalie look. These are the leper's instructions. I've promised him I would follow them to a tee. We nodded on it.
Natalie Teeger : Well, I'm using the gate!
Adrian Monk : Ok, but don't tell the leper.
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Adrian Monk : Julie, I was duped. It was *all* a con.
Julie Teeger : A leper-con.
[laughs]
Adrian Monk : What?
Julie Teeger : Was he magically delicious?