Metalocalypse (TV Series)

Dethkids (2006)

Tommy Blacha: Toki Wartooth, William Murderface

Quotes 

• Toki Wartooth : How comes I can't sits arounds and drinks like Pickle? How comes I can't fucking sits around and screw sluts or something? But no, you are the cutesy guy that kids like, you gotta helps people gets over their problems, well fuck that! You do's it.

• William Murderface : I'm psyched.

  Dick Knubbler : You're ready. I'm ready.

  William Murderface : We're ready.

  Dick Knubbler : We've got a lot of work to do, so lets uh, lets get in there and do it!

  William Murderface : Ready to go! Psyched.

  Dick Knubbler : So you uh, you got your songs ready, you got your lyrics ready, you're organized?

  William Murderface : I've got my songs ready.

  Dick Knubbler : You've got everything ready to go?

  William Murderface : Pretty much ready. It's all about organization.

  Dick Knubbler : It's time to do it. It's time to do it.

  William Murderface : We're ready to go.

  Dick Knubbler : Just ready to go. Ready to go.

  William Murderface : You know what my fear is? I just hope this doesn't become bigger than Dethklok. You know, that's, that'd be... that'd be something, you know.

  Dick Knubbler : Well, uh, I will tell you this, that's a good problem to have. That's a problem you want to have. It's a good one.

  William Murderface : Yeah... that's a problem you want to have.

  Dick Knubbler : Let's uh, let's go in there. Let's do it.

  William Murderface : Hold on, hold on, hold, just, let me, you know, gather myself, gather myself. Get ready.

  Dick Knubbler : Well you know, we've been here sitting for five hours... talking...

  William Murderface : Well, it just doesn't happen overnight...

• Dick Knubbler : [Recording]  Go! Go!

  William Murderface : I am piss! And you are piss! And caves are piss! The sky is piss! And lights are piss! And cars are piss! And books are piss! And every single thing in the universe is piss!

  Dick Knubbler : Find the downbeat.

  William Murderface : Planet Piss! Where's the bass? Where's a the bass?

  Dick Knubbler : Find the downbeat! Go! Go! Come on! Louder! Do it louder, come on! Yeah!

  William Murderface : The planet's piss! And everything, and everything, and everything is piss! And every single thing in the universe is piss! Piss IS PISS! PISS! Planet piss. Planet fucking piss.

  Dick Knubbler : Yeah! We got it. Yeah come on in, we got it. It was great. I got enough to work with, it's Pro Tools.

• Toki Wartooth : [In an evil voice while burning things with a flamethrower]  See you in your nightmares, dickweeds!