Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (TV Series)
The Christmas Show (2006)
D.L. Hughley: Simon Stiles
Quotes
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Tom Jeter : Aren't you, like, a hundred years old?
Simon Stiles : Aren't you only marginally talented?
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Tom Jeter : Simon, tell Lucy about the time you were arrested on about 43 larceny counts in high school?
Simon Stiles : Ok cool, why don't you tell her about the time everybody thought you were GAY in high school?
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Simon Stiles : [after Matt kisses Harriet] I'm Simon Stiles.
Harriet Hayes : And I'm Matt. Harriet. I'm Harriet Hayes.
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Simon Stiles : What do you need?
Matt Albie : Any Christmas ideas you might have.
Tom Jeter : There is no such thing as the Star of Bethlehem.
Simon Stiles : Jesus was from north Africa.
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Tom Jeter : You see, I'm an astronomy buff...
Simon Stiles : ...Loser. The word is Loser.