- Mr Schidtler: Lisa, did your father help you with that homework?
- Lisa: No, sir.
- Mr Schidtler: Are you positive he didn't help you with that homework?
- Lisa: No, sir, he didn't help me, sir.
- Mr Schidtler: I thought so. You got it right for once.
- Kevin: We're having another disco dancing competition, and this one - this time it's for couples only. So come down to the station today at around two o'clock. It's couples only, remember. It doesn't necessarily have to be a boy or a girl, y'know, it can be a boy and a boy or a girl and a girl, *if* you're that way inclined.
- [he was apparently being serious, but may have added the last phrase ad-lib, as someone else on the stage with him seemed to stifle a giggle]