- Maddie Fitzpatrick: [Mr. Moseby wants the hawk to be taken to the zoo to get it away from the hotel] I know Cody. And he'll never put his baby in a cage!
- Mr. Moseby: Oh! Well, maybe the zoo will also take the twins! Oh, happy day!
- Cody Martin: [the hawk he hatched and raised flies off] Look at him go.
- Carey Martin: He's beautiful.
- Cody Martin: Mom, when you moved out, did your mother cry?
- [breaks down crying]
- Carey Martin: Only after I was gone.
- Zack Martin: [filming the egg] Make it do something.
- Cody Martin: It's an egg. What do you want it to do? Stupid egg tricks?
- Zack Martin: [interestedly] Can it?
- Patrick: Mr. Moseby. Joining us for dinner? Might I suggest the duck a la splat?
- [Patrick and Maddie laugh]
- Mr. Moseby: Oh, you heard, huh?
- Patrick: Or the chicken bomb bay?
- [Maddie and Patrick laugh again, Moseby scowls at them]
- Patrick: A little bird told me.
- [Maddie and Patrick laugh yet again]
- Mr. Moseby: Mmm-hmm. That's very funny, Patrick. Keep it up, and the next restaurant you work at, you'll be wearing a paper hat.
- Patrick: Okay, okay, I'm done. That last one was pretty cheap.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Cheep-cheep.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: And that's why it should be able to fly free!
- Mr. Moseby: [the hawk splats on his shoulder once more] And that's why I'm running out of suits...