Squidbillies (TV Series)

The Tiniest Princess (2006)

Dana Snyder: Granny

Quotes 

• Granny : Every Hollow's Eve, he lurks... and he waits.

  [pause] 

  Granny : And... he lurks... and he waits.

  Russell 'Rusty' Kyler : What?

  Early Cuyler : He, uh... does stand about, quite a bit.

• Russell 'Rusty' Kyler : [about Hellish Jay]  Whoa, hold on a second. What's he look like?

  Granny : About yay high... no hair, or skin... and a devilishly tight ass.

  Russell 'Rusty' Kyler : Huh?

  Early Cuyler : He got a electronic ass!

  Granny : [licking her lips]  Yeah.

  Early Cuyler : And a long, straw-like, uh...

  [pause] 

  Early Cuyler : Um... Damn. Alright, look, you ever seen one of them insulation blowing hose pipes?

  Russell 'Rusty' Kyler : Nu-uh.

  Early Cuyler : Blows the damn insulation into ya?

  Russell 'Rusty' Kyler : [scared]  He blows insulation into ya?

  Early Cuyler : HE DOES? God almighty!

  Russell 'Rusty' Kyler : [both running around scared]  Oh my God!