- Taranee Cook: The cat talks?
- Napoleon: [being sarcastic] No... Ricky Rodent over there is a ventriloquist.
- Irma: Ahm, no offense, but this just ain't normal.
- [huggles looks at Napoleon and shivers]
- Matt Olsen: Yeah, Mr. Huggles doesn't like it either.
- Napoleon: Well, your rat can just get over it!
- Matt Olsen: He's not a rat, he's a dormouse and I'm ...
- [looks away dumbfounded]
- Matt Olsen: - I'm arguing with a housepet...
- Lillian Hale: So... now what do we do?
- Cornelia Hale: *I* study the winter fashions. *You* keep quiet.
- Lillian Hale: [to her cat, Napoleon] I wish you could speak, Napoleon. Then I'd have *someone* to talk to.
- Cornelia Hale: Okay, that's it! Bedtime!
- Lillian Hale: It's only eight o'clock!
- Cornelia Hale: I'm in charge, and I say it's nine. Now, brush your teeth and pajamafy. Now!
- Lillian Hale: I hate you!
- [Lillian stomps out of the room]
- Cornelia Hale: Then my work here is done.
- [Napoleon jumps on to Cornelia's lap]
- Napoleon: Lose the magazine, doll. We gotta talk.
- [Cornelia screams]