W.I.T.C.H. (TV Series)

U Is for Undivided (2006)

Edward Asner: Napoleon

Quotes 

• Taranee Cook : The cat talks?

  Napoleon : [being sarcastic]  No... Ricky Rodent over there is a ventriloquist.

  Irma : Ahm, no offense, but this just ain't normal.

  [huggles looks at Napoleon and shivers] 

  Matt Olsen : Yeah, Mr. Huggles doesn't like it either.

  Napoleon : Well, your rat can just get over it!

  Matt Olsen : He's not a rat, he's a dormouse and I'm ...

  [looks away dumbfounded] 

  Matt Olsen : - I'm arguing with a housepet...

• Lillian Hale : So... now what do we do?

  Cornelia Hale : *I* study the winter fashions. *You* keep quiet.

  Lillian Hale : [to her cat, Napoleon]  I wish you could speak, Napoleon. Then I'd have *someone* to talk to.

  Cornelia Hale : Okay, that's it! Bedtime!

  Lillian Hale : It's only eight o'clock!

  Cornelia Hale : I'm in charge, and I say it's nine. Now, brush your teeth and pajamafy. Now!

  Lillian Hale : I hate you!

  [Lillian stomps out of the room] 

  Cornelia Hale : Then my work here is done.

  [Napoleon jumps on to Cornelia's lap] 

  Napoleon : Lose the magazine, doll. We gotta talk.

  [Cornelia screams]