- Vince LaSalle: In your face, Lawson! In your face! You lose! L-O-S-E, LOSE! Wait a second, wait a second. Did I forget to mention, YOU LOSE!
- Erwin Lawson: Yeah, you're hot today, LaSalle. But you won't stay this hot forever. And once you've gotten less hot then you better watch out, 'cause I'm gonna be, uh... hot!
- Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler: Okay Vince, go ahead. Make your shot. Be a jerk hero. But say goodbye to your friends, 'cause we've had it with you! Or, you can choose a miss. You'll be the laughing stock of the playground, but I just bet your friends'll see you through it! Because a friend knows what and who really matters! That's all I gotta say.