- [Forced to use twenty dollar bills when toilet tissues were out, Mr. Dime orders a padlock for the executive washroom]
- Mr. Dime: [on the phone] Well, then, PADLOCK it this time. I don't want ANYONE using that executive washroom except the executives! What? I don't care how much it's going to cost. Last time, someone else got in there and took... they took all the toilet tissue. It cost me three hundred dollar. Never mind HOW! None of your business! Get that place locked up!