- Lorelai: What about instead of La Boheme, we took our inspiration from Rent: East Village, 1985, rickety tables, chipped glassware...
- Emily Gilmore: I have the most exciting news.
- Lorelai: You're canceling my wedding party?
- Emily Gilmore: I got Randall Farber as your party planner.
- Lorelai: And he's canceling my wedding party?
- Luke Danes: I don't want this to be ugly, I just want what's fair.
- Attorney: Custody battles get ugly, Luke, and they're not about what's fair.