Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)
Amy Poehler: Computer
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Quotes
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Computer : Your busted, tired dance moves are no match for my security protocols.
Susan Murphy : We can't hold them off much longer!
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : There's one thing you don't know about me, my dear. My PhD is in... dance!
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Computer : [Gallaxhar drinks a hot liquid like tea through his ear and spits it out his mouth in pain] Careful, it's hot.
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Computer : Begin reanimation sequence.
Gallaxhar : Who dares to wake me?
Computer : Quantonium has been located on a distant planet in the Omega quadrant.
Gallaxhar : The Omega quandrant? Lame.
Computer : The trajectory of the quantonium meteor has been traced to sector 72-4, a planet locally known as Earth.
Gallaxhar : What a miserable-looking mudball. Send a robot probe. Extract the quantonium with extreme prejudice. I want it all. Every last drop.
Computer : Yes, Gallaxhar.
Gallaxhar : Nothing can stand in my way now.
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Gallaxhar : Finally, I can rebuild my civilization on a new planet. Any thoughts on where I should set up shop? Your planet, perhaps?
Susan Murphy : You keep your slimy tentacles off my planet...
Gallaxhar : [grabs Susan with one of his tentacles] If you wanted to stop me, you should have done it when you possessed the quantonium. Now you're nothing.
Susan Murphy : There're innocent people down there, who didn't do anything!
Gallaxhar : [throws Susan down to the ground] There were innocent people on my home planet, before it was destroyed.
Susan Murphy : Look, I'm sorry your planet was destroyed.
Gallaxhar : Oh, don't be. I'm the one who destroyed it. Confused? After I reveal my tale to you, everything will become crystal clear. Computer, initialize cloning machine!
Computer : Yes, Gallaxhar.
[Gallaxhar gets on the machine]
Gallaxhar : Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidling, I found out my parents were...
[machine closes; after a moment, it opens again]
Gallaxhar : No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road, with a giant...
[machine closes and opens again]
Gallaxhar : ...and soon thereafter was married! Things were going well, until she wanted to...
[machine closes and opens again]
Gallaxhar : ...and then I was all "no way!", and she was all "yes way!", and I was like...
[machine closes and opens again]
Gallaxhar : But I've told you too much already. Let the birth of my new planet, now called... Gallaxhar's Planet, begin!
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Gallaxhar : Are you crazy? You could have killed me!
Susan Murphy : Then we understand each other. Now open the doors and let my friends go.
Gallaxhar : Or what? You don't actually think you're a match for me, do you?
Computer : Quantonium has been successfully diverted to the bridge. Escape capsule ready for transport.
Gallaxhar : Like I told you before, you should have defeated me when you had the quantonium. Have fun exploding.
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Computer : 4... 3... 2... 1... Hum, nothing happened, maybe my calcul...
[Ship explodes]
