- Audrey Parker-Nichols: Drake, what's in this buckets I found in your room?
- [Drake hesitates]
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: ... The truth.
- Drake Parker: Hm... Lizard pee.
- Audrey Parker-Nichols: Psychiatric, twice a week.
- Drake Parker: But Mom, Dr. Stains makes me talk to puppets.
- Josh Nichols: I had a nightmare.
- Drake Parker: Was it the one where you got your foot stuck in the horse?
- Josh Nichols: Worse.
- Drake Parker: Worse than getting your foot stuck in a horse's...
- [during a science project]
- Josh Nichols: Do you know what I'm hyper-focusing on right now?
- Mindy Crenshaw: Tell me.
- Josh Nichols: Your lips.
- Mindy Crenshaw: Ooh, Josh. You make me tingle like a five gigawatt capacitor.