The O.C. (TV Series)

The Gringos (2006)

Willa Holland: Kaitlin Cooper

Quotes 

• Julie Cooper : [dully watching bad TV]  The world is an amoral toilet bowl, and one day, we will all be flushed.

  Kaitlin Cooper : Okay. Wow. That is a really uplifting message for your daughter.

  Julie Cooper : It's better you know now.

• Julie Cooper : There'll be no more hanging out with Brad and Eric. You are to come straight home after school. Do you have any idea how lucky you are that Dean Torres didn't expel you?

  Kaitlin Cooper : Mom, this whole thing is just a crock anyway.

  Julie Cooper : And how is that?

  Kaitlin Cooper : Do you really think that Sudanese refugees have an overwhelming need for Paul Frank tops and last season Manolo Blanhniks?

  Julie Cooper : So you think that you can steal them?

  Kaitlin Cooper : Look, I did research on the Web. They have mountains of donated clothing in warehouses in New Jersey that nobody wants. They have all they ever needed.

  Julie Cooper : [scoffs]  You just made that up.

  Kaitlin Cooper : Uh... maybe. But it sounded true, didn't it? I learned it from watching you.

  Julie Cooper : Kaitlin, I can't do this. I can't keep this family together and have you running around like Miss Clockwork Orange. I can't. Honey, please... I need your help.

• Kaitlin Cooper : [turns to see Eric shaving Brad's chest]  You guys are gayer than your dad.

  Brad Ward : It's for water polo. Coach's orders.

  Kaitlin Cooper : It doesn't make it any less gay.

  Eric Ward : Yeah, well, our brother slept with your mom.

  Brad Ward : Yeah!

  [laughs as he slaps hands with Eric] 

  Kaitlin Cooper : Nice try, but gay dad trumps slutty mom.

  Eric Ward : Nah, it doesn't.

  Kaitlin Cooper : Yeah, ask anybody. Gay dad always trumps slutty mom.