Christine McGlade: Christine McGlade, Hallie

Quotes 

• Lisa : Christine, wha-what do you think of the new guy, Flip?

  Christine : I think he's weirder than weird.

  Lisa : Aw, you're right. He-he is kind of cute though, but he's definitely "el strange-o". Do... do you know what? He didn't come to school today because his "bio-rhythm was on a down-cycle."

  Christine : Did you know that he won't eat meat, or any vegetable that starts with a T? He wears those stupid roller skates 24 hours a day. He meditates. He does yoga. He lies for hours in one of those sensory deprivation tanks. And to top it all off, someone said yesterday they saw him windsurfing in the parking lot!

  Lisa : You are absolutely right. He is so WEIRD!

  Christine : Around here he's weird. In California, he was "one of the gang".

• Christine : You know, I hate to call anybody a liar but...

  Lisa : Let me guess: Flip?

  Christine : It's just that I find it a little hard to believe that he actually taught Farrah Fawcett how to play tennis.

  Lisa : He told you that? He told me that he taught Bruce Lee how to fight.

  Christine : What do you think his problem is?

  Lisa : I have two theories: One, he's spent too many days out in the California sun too long. And second...

  [Flip speeds past on a skateboard. A scream and a loud crash are heard off camera] 

  Lisa : ...one too many wipeouts without a crash helmet.

• Christine McGlade : Hi, and welcome to another episode of You Can't Do That On Television, a show that should probably pack it in right now.

• Barth Baggs : As a matter of fact, I may have to move.

  Christine McGlade : Well, it took them long enough but it's nice to see the Board of Health is on the job.

• Doug Ptolemy : How's your new house?

  Christine McGlade : Way too big.

  Doug Ptolemy : Whadda ya mean?

  Christine McGlade : Well, okay, if you're in the basement and ya have to... go... sometimes you make it and sometimes you don't, depending in how fast you are.

  Doug Ptolemy : Wow, THAT must be embarrassing. I mean, you're kinda old to be wetting your pants.

  Christine McGlade : Think how embarrassing it is for my dad. He's older than me and he's not as fast.

• Ross Ewich : I'm movin' back into the old apartment. Hey, wait a minute, maybe you kids can help me move. Yeah. Hey, Christine?

  Christine McGlade : Ah, no thanks, Ross. I had a banana on the train.

  Ross Ewich : [as Christine exists]  Oh, yeah... How 'bout you, Dougie?

  Doug Ptolemy : Oh, old war wound. Remember? World War II? It was in all the papers.

  Ross Ewich : [as Doug exits limping]  Yeah? Well, I'll remember this.