Adam Kalbfleisch: Adam Kalbfleisch, Flip

Quotes 

• [the family has all their furniture and belongings in packing boxes] 

  Lance Prevort : Oh, no. Drat.

  Valerie Prevort : What?

  Lance Prevort : [fiddling through his pockets]  Can't find my car keys.

  Adam Kalbfleisch : Oh, don't worry, Dad. It's okay. I packed them.

  Lance Prevort : You packed them?

  Adam Kalbfleisch : Well, you said to pack everything, Dad.

  Lance Prevort : But my car keys? You don't know which box they're in?

  Adam Kalbfleisch : Beats me. They all look the same to me.

  Lance Prevort : [takes a box and tries to open it]  You dummy! Ah, come on! This is gonna take forever!

  Adam Kalbfleisch : Oh, don't worry, Dad. I'll hot-wire it. I'll have it goin' for you in a flash.

  [Adam exits] 

  Lance Prevort : Hot-wire? You know, Valerie... it's kinda nice to know that the schools are finally teaching some practical skills.

• Doug Ptolemy : Hey, Adam?

  Adam Kalbfleisch : Yes, Dougie.

  Doug Ptolemy : How do you like your new apartment?

  Adam Kalbfleisch : Well, we're moving.

  Doug Ptolemy : After only a week? What's come over you?

  Adam Kalbfleisch : An aerobic dance studio full of overweight people!

• Adam Kalbfleisch : [shackled to the dungeon wall when Nasti shuffles in]  So what's the matter now?

  Nasti : Oh, it's some guy from the B.D.B. was here and threatened to evict us. I thought we vas gonna have to move.

  Adam Kalbfleisch : The B.D.B.?

  Nasti : Ya, the Better Dungeons Bureau.

  Adam Kalbfleisch : So THAT'S who that guy was.

  Nasti : Yeah.

  Adam Kalbfleisch : What'd he say?

  Nasti : Well, among other things, he said that the prisoners here is too fat and the rats is too skinny.

  Adam Kalbfleisch : Are you kidding? The only difference between the prisoners and the rats around here is the rats have more whiskers and more freedom.

  Nasti : Aw, not only that. Do you know what he told me? He said that my rack didn't meet bureau specifications.

  Adam Kalbfleisch : So what did you do?

  Nasti : [with a stretching gesture]  Gave him a little - sqwrk - demonstration.