Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (2006)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Berta : Charlie, Alan, I'd like you to meet my youngest daughter, Naomi, the light of my life. A little angel who swooped down from heaven and landed on a married man's penis.

• Charlie Harper : [Driving in a dangerous neighborhood]  Oh, my God! I think I hit a dog!

  Berta : Don't worry, it's just a rat. He's okay, he's getting up.

• Berta : [about her pregnant daughter]  If she spent more time on her knees than her back, she wouldn't be in this situation.

  Charlie Harper : Not necessarily.

• Berta : Zippy!