Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (2006)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Charlie Harper : [Driving in a dangerous neighborhood] Oh, my God! I think I hit a dog!
Berta : Don't worry, it's just a rat. He's okay, he's getting up.
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Berta : [about her pregnant daughter] If she spent more time on her knees than her back, she wouldn't be in this situation.
Charlie Harper : Not necessarily.
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Naomi : [the doorbell rings. Alan opens the front door and sees a pregnant woman standing there] Hi. Yeah, I think I have the wrong address.
Alan Harper : Oh, you have the right address.
[loudly]
Alan Harper : Charlie, it's for you!
Charlie Harper : Who is it?
Alan Harper : Karma.
Charlie Harper : What?
Alan Harper : Your chickens have come home to roost.
Charlie Harper : Karma? Chicken? Alan, what the hell are you talking about?
[sees Naomi]
Charlie Harper : Ewww...
[yelling to the back room]
Charlie Harper : Charlie, it's for you!
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Charlie Harper : Nice to see you. Again.
Naomi : Yeah, I don't think we've met.
Charlie Harper : Really?
Naomi : Really.
Charlie Harper : [furiously to Alan] Are you trying to give me a stroke?
[shoves Alan]
Charlie Harper : Is that what you're trying to do?