Recess (TV Series)

The A.V. Kid (2000)

Scott McAfee: A.V. Kid, Brock

Quotes 

• A.V. Kid : It's a rainy day, the kindergarteners are climbing the walls from being inside. What do you do? What do you do?

  Jordan : I-I don't know!

  [Runs off sobbing] 

  Jordan : I just don't know!

  A.V. Kid : [sighs]  Pathetic. LaSalle, rainy day, kindergarteners going ape. What do you do?

  Vince LaSalle : Roll the video cart down their stall. They need a diversion, Sir.

  A.V. Kid : Nice work, LaSalle.

  Theodore J. 'T.J.' Detweiler : But only half the answer, sir. First I'd lock and load the video player with a talking dog movie. Kindergarteners love talking dogs, sir.

  A.V. Kid : Even nicer, Detweiler. LaSalle?

  Vince LaSalle : Yes, sir?

  A.V. Kid : Pay attention to Detweiler. You might just learn something.