The Secret Show (2006–2007)
Rob Rackstraw: Professor Professor
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Quotes
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[repeated line]
Professor Professor : Victor, are you still alive?
Victor Volt : Yes, I'm still alive!
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Changed Daily : [Professor Professor is holding a ball in the shape of an imposter's eye] Shouldn't you examine that thing under laboratory controlled conditions?
Professor Professor : Ah... Nahhh!
[the ball is set off and they've become encased in ice]
Ray : [in the head of the quarters of U.Z.Z. Ray is met by spikes of ice coming out of the floor] Oh no.
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Professor Professor : I don't want to be sieved, I don't want to be sieved I like being loved.
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Professor Professor : [Changed Daily and Professor Professor are navigating through an ice maze. Whilst pushing Changed Daily's mantle piece to heat the ice on the way] Thank goodness for your mantle piece. Oh look Polly Wally Dolly there's Ray.
Changed Daily : Oh good he can help push.
Ray : [Ray becomes unthawed from his icy prison and released landing on top of Changed Daily's mantle Piece] Thanks Polly Wally Dolly.
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Ray : Roger that. Activating submarine mode.
Professor Professor : Ohhh I love submarine mode. Bing... a fish... bing... oh look a whale... bing... dive, dive, dive, aweeha! aweeha! Dive, dive, dive!
Ray : Professor Professor we are diving.
Professor Professor : Oh... goody.
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Professor Professor : There are running away.
Ray : Something terrible must be going on down there plumbers don't scare easily.
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Professor Professor : Victor what have you done? We have the whole ocean bearing down on us.
Victor Volt : Oh c'mon why do you always assume it was me ssshhh.
Ray : Let's get out of here.
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Victor Volt : This is some rescue Professor Professor.
Professor Professor : First he pulls the lever then he complains.
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Professor Professor : Brrr chilly where did I put my mittens?
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Professor Professor : This new ice age is such fun!
Changed Daily : And the drip has stopped excellent.
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Victor Volt : What now Professor Professor?
Professor Professor : Now we slingshot the earth around the sun. Re ignite the earth's core und melt the ice age at the same time.
Victor Volt : Your crazy!
Ray : Core temperature raising.
Professor Professor : Reaching maximum velocity.
Victor Volt : We're getting too close!
Ray : Core temperature at seventy, seventy!
Victor Volt : We're going too fast!
Professor Professor : Stay on target.
Victor Volt : We're gonna crash into the sun!
Ray : Core temperature at a hundred!
Professor Professor : Core re ignited slingshot! slingshot!
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Professor Professor : Where is it coming from?
Victor Volt : We can't tell.
Professor Professor : You can tell me.
Victor Volt : That's not what I meant.