- Biggie Smalls: You punk ass fool.
- Butters Stotch: Aah!
- Biggie Smalls: Why'd you summon me?
- Butters Stotch: Please don't ice me, homie.
- Biggie Smalls: You better have a good reason, sucker.
- Butters Stotch: I just... was seeing if it worked.
- Biggie Smalls: Damn. Every Halloween, I gots to deal with this shit. I'm in hell, minding my own business. Then the next thing I know, I'm in some kids bathroom.
- Butters Stotch: Well, I apologize, Mr. Smalls.
- Biggie Smalls: You don't understand, fool. I ain't missing the party.
- Butters Stotch: What party?
- Biggie Smalls: I already got my wristband, see. You've got to get me to Los Angeles.
- Butters Stotch: Well, can't you just take a plane?
- Biggie Smalls: How, punk? We don't use money in hell, nigger.
- Butters Stotch: Well, damn, nigger. There's gotta be some way.
- Biggie Smalls: This is your fault, homie. You've got to get me to Los Angeles, or I'm gonna smoke your ass.
- Butters Stotch: Oh, hamburgers!
- Jeffrey Dahmer: It just so happens I went to an Italian cooking school.
- Ted Bundy: Yeah? Why'd you quit?
- Jeffrey Dahmer: There weren't enough Italians to eat.
- Butters Stotch: I summoned Biggie Smalls, the hip-hop rapper!
- Stephen Stotch: You had a nightmare. Turn around and get back in your room right now!
- Butters Stotch: But Dad, he's gonna bust a cap in my ass!
- Stephen Stotch: Well, you wanna get shot or you wanna be grounded?