NCIS (TV Series)
Witch Hunt (2006)
David McCallum: Donald Mallard
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Quotes
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : "The sky is blue, the grass is green, may we have our Halloween?" That was how we used to say "Trick or treat" in Scotland.
Sarah Niles : [as he gives her some candy] Thank you.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : You're very welcome, Your Highness.
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Ziva David : [the M.E. van pulls up with its windshield splattered with eggs] What happened to them?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Halloween.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Sorry we're late, only we had a minor run-in with some local youths.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Yeah. I can see that, Doctor.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Did you get a good look at them?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Oh, we did better than that. Release the captives, Mr. Palmer!
Ninja #1 : [dazed] What? Are we in trouble?
Ninja #2 : Where are we at?
Ninja #1 : [annoyed] We said we were sorry.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [handing them Windex and paper towels] Right. Clean it!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nice work, Palmer.
Jimmy Palmer : Oh, it wasn't me, Tony. Dr. Mallard chased them for three blocks.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Oh, please. It's not that impressive. It's not as if they were real ninjas.