NCIS (TV Series)
Witch Hunt (2006)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Robert Miller : Hab SoslI Quch!
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : What'd he say?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Um, boss, he said your grandmother has a smooth forehead. It's a Klingon insult.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You speak Klingon?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Not fluently, but yes.
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Ziva David : [the M.E. van pulls up with its windshield splattered with eggs] What happened to them?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Halloween.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Sorry we're late, only we had a minor run-in with some local youths.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Yeah. I can see that, Doctor.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Did you get a good look at them?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Oh, we did better than that. Release the captives, Mr. Palmer!
Ninja #1 : [dazed] What? Are we in trouble?
Ninja #2 : Where are we at?
Ninja #1 : [annoyed] We said we were sorry.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [handing them Windex and paper towels] Right. Clean it!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nice work, Palmer.
Jimmy Palmer : Oh, it wasn't me, Tony. Dr. Mallard chased them for three blocks.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Oh, please. It's not that impressive. It's not as if they were real ninjas.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : So, Laurie, why did your husband move out of your house and onto base?
Laurie Niles : What does that have to do with this?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Maybe nothing. But I need to know.
Laurie Niles : We were having some problems. Erik wanted a trial separation.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Why?
Laurie Niles : I made a mistake. A stupid mistake eight years ago.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : What kind of mistake?
[Laurie doesn't answer]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Laurie, look. I've been married four times. I've made every mistake in the book.
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[the NCIS team storms into a room, which turns out to have a Halloween party in progress]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Federal agents!
Guy at Halloween Party : Hey guys! Great costumes, except you spelled CSI wrong on your hats.
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[after the dead John Doe is identified]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I want to know everything about this guy, from birth until Ducky cracked his sternum.
[DiNozzo and McGee are still staring at Abby, so Gibbs head-slaps both of them]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, "on it, Boss!"
Special Agent Timothy McGee , Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Right.
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Ziva David : Our staff sergeant moved into the Quantico Bachelor Enlisted Quarters three weeks ago.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Martial problems?
Ziva David : Well, according to someone called "Scuttle Butt", he caught his wife cheating on him.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Scuttlebutt's not a person, Ziva. Scuttlebutt is what Marines call gossip.
Ziva David : And then you wonder why I have a problem with your language.
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Ziva David : The boy saw a car leaving the scene that looked like a Karuma. I'm not familiar with the model.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : "Karuma" is Japanese for "car," Ziva.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Your description of the car is "car." Nice work, Officer David.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Karuma's the name of a car in Grand Theft Auto III. It's a Chrysler Sebring sedan.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McGeek with the save!